Fuck Yeah Stupid Deviantart Shit

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rainbownekochan:

This person has a real girlfriend.

I JUST WANT TO HUG HER. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, I really do!

I mean…imagine you had a boyfriend, and you see him posting pictures of hearts with names in them, you’re like “Awww, he made a picture for me~” and then you see it says his name AND A PONIES NAME….

I would just want to die, man. Second best to a damn pony….I feel so bad for her…..

(Source: frollo-and-gaston, via firesuperstar)

Why do people send messages like this to non-roleplay accounts

whaa…?

Description: uploaded it finally,
so yuhm yeah
I’lll put up another latahh~

LINEART IS NOT MINE I FORGOT WHO DID IT IF YOU KNOW TELL ME PLEASE<3




the following will be updated later, thanks.
Basic Statistics

Name: Hasser Melganit
Nickname: Hass
Meaning of name: evil?
Origin of name: 
Age: 4 (15 in human years)
Sex: he/she
Blood type: uhm, shi’s a mutt.
Nationality: she’s some sorta spirit thing.
Ethnicity: comes from africa?
Race/Species: wolf.
Sexual Orientation: shi likes dudes<3
Political Party: what?
Police/Criminal/Legal record: she’s really bad ass.
Socioeconomic level as a child: what.
Socioeconomic level as an adult: what.
Birth date: April the twenty sixth. 
Birth place: in a tree. 
Current residence: a cave.
Occupation: siiingle.
Title/Rank: she’s a mutt, she doesn’t get much respect.
Hobbies/Pastimes: she used to be a murderer
Talents/Skills/Powers: she can kill people really fast?

Past History

Hometown: a place in africa.
First Memory: being ran down by a lion.
Most important childhood event that still affects him/her: being beaten by her family
Why/How? it ruined her life.
Other memories/events that still affects him/her and why/how: being trampled by a lion, broke her tail. and falling in love with a zebra, that just, was wired.
Past failures s/he would be embarrassed to have people know about and why: fell in love with a zebra, lol.
Biggest role model: Immy
Why? he’s sexy.
Biggest disillusions from childhood: well, when she was born since she was the runt, her bigger brothers bashed on her, and then her mom forgot about her for a week and she got food from the mother of the zebra she fell in love with.
Backstory: when she was born, her mom would always forget about her, because she was so small. she relied on a zebra who took care of her like her own child. her parents soon left, and her brother would attack her. the zebra she fell in love with protected her. then they grew up together, and when a lion came, she was trampled and the zebra got killed. she was so broken that she left africa and swam across the sea to antartica and now she lives there.


Physical Characteristics

Height: 4’8
Weight: 60 lbs
Posture: she limps alot
Build: very skinny
Skin: no skin, but she’s pokadotted under her fur 
Hair: purple~
Widow’s peak? what?
Ears: green
Eyes: brown.
Nose: normal.
Mouth: it’s scary and effed up.
Face shape: like a normal wolfs?
Expressions: what?
Describe their smile: scary.
Hands: purple
Feet: purple
Tattoos/Scars? she has a buncha wild cat tattoo things.
Glasses/Contacts? none.
Left/Right handed? she’s a dog.
Distinguishing features: scary, ..
Who does s/he take after; mother or father? mother.
Style (Elegant, shabby, etc): emo.
How does s/he dress or what do they typically wear? she wears a red collar? 
Other outfits one might find in their wardrobe: gfh
Jewelry: hdfjgf
Other accessories: red collar
Weapons: sharp claws.
Health: she’s never healthy.
Hygiene: dirty.
Physical Flaws: oh, she has a dick 
Physical Qualities: 


Other Characteristics

Are they generally balanced or clumsy? middle.
Mannerisms/Poses/Movement: she limps.
Describe their walk: limp~
Habits/OCDs/Obsessions: mean girls
Speech Patterns: she groans when people tell stories?
Unique phrases/words: she uses lol when she talks.
Write a piece of dialogue that this character might say (can be between someone else): “oh crap there’s this like, thing, lol.”
Voice: girly
Describe their laugh: she giggles.
Describe their sleep patterns (light/heavy sleeper, no sleep, sleeps too often, etc): heavy, sleeps alot.
Describe their dwelling/house: it’s a cave?
Describe their bedroom: it’s mossy.
Describe their daily rituals: wake up, eat, go to places, eat, flirt with boys, eat, sleep.


Psychological/Personality Attributes and Attitudes

Intelligence Level: high.
Known Languages: english, canadian, and african o3o
Character’s long-term goals/desires in life:get a family. 
Character’s short-term goals/desires in life: get a family?
Secret desires: she’s in love with a lion~
How self-confident is the character? sososososos high. 
How do they see him/herself? sexy.
How do they believe s/he is perceived by others? she hates the world?
What is the character most proud of? surviving.
What does the character like least about themselves? that she’s a dude, too.
How do they express themselves? voice.
Is this character generally dominant or submissive? dominant.
Patience level: low.
Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? what?

wat

“This is my first Picture sorry is not Priter.

I hope some people say is ok if not is OK to.

In telthin I Hope My Picture will giet Biter.

I HOPE MY SPELL WILL EISER TO SPELL!.

ON telthin Hope u luke it.”

wait wattttt
this person types like this chick I know that everyone makes fun of behind her back because she types so bad but this is somehow worse. 

. _ . I’m sorry what.

dnanimal asked: I am terribly sorry for that eyesore I just had to do that... It was just too funny...

shh. its ok. its always ok. shh.

omg I’m gonna cry

why would someone do that omg

omg their gallery is full of this